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Meet the grumpiest (and most relatable) member of The Chaos Crew: the
Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me. This gloriously disgruntled emu is still not ready for conversation—even after caffeine—and makes no effort to hide it. If your vibe is “I need coffee before people,” then the
Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me was made for you.
Part of our bestselling Chaos Crew Collection, the Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me delivers a much-needed dose of sarcasm and a perfectly passive-aggressive energy to your morning brew.
Whether you're silently sipping through a work call or issuing a warning to housemates, this mug says it all—without you having to say a word.
☕ Product Highlights
Emu Mug 11 oz – A high-quality ceramic mug with a smooth, glossy finish. The Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me is ideal for coffee, tea, or just glaring into the void.
Designed for Chaos – Features our exclusive “Don’t Talk To Me After I’ve Had My Coffee Either” design. The Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me is perfect for misanthropic mornings and caffeine-fuelled sarcasm.
Ethically Produced – Printed and packed in the UK by our partners who share our values: plastic-free packaging, zero forced labour, and sustainable printing. The Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me is as kind to the planet as it is harsh on morning chat.
Made to Order – Every Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me is printed just for you, helping reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste.
Care Instructions – Microwave and dishwasher safe, so you can reheat your drink for the third time without added emotional labour.
🔁 Please Note
All Chaos Crew mugs—including the Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me—are made to order to help reduce waste and support ethical production. This means we can’t accept returns unless your item arrives faulty. But we’re pretty sure your emu companion will be everything you need (and less)
Complete the Chaos Crew set with other gloriously unhinged mugs—from the highly caffeinated goose to the sheep who’s barely hanging on. The
Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me is perfect for gifting to your favourite chaos gremlin, colleague, or anyone who growls at early starts.
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What a find!
I bought this sheep tea towel as a moving-out gift for my son who's heading off to uni. He needed a distinct pattern so it wouldn't get mixed up with his flatmates' stuff, and this design is absolutely perfect!
Honestly, it was so difficult to choose just one because everything in the shop looked absolutely gorgeous. My order arrived incredibly fast and was so thoughtfully packaged, making the unboxing feel like a real treat.
Once I saw the tea towel, I was even more impressed—it's printed on a beautiful, thick cotton fabric and the quality is outstanding.
I wholeheartedly recommend getting your gifts from Eclectic Store!
Not only are these images fantastic (I’ve always loved them) but the quality is great. I’ve washed them and they’ve not lost their shape. I will be using these for a long time!!
This is a great tea towel. The cotton feels really thick and the image is brilliant! Delivery was really fast and nicely packaged. I bought it for my business, making lots of wedding cakes requires lots of drying up. I need something that will last.
Bought two of these, one for me and one for my twin sister. Sarah could not have been more helpful expediting my order and kept me informed every step of the way. Beautiful mugs, so unusual and very high quality. A great gift, Thank you so much I’m thrilled.
Really love this dry bag. It's bright and has a lovely design. I bought it for paddleboarding and can't wait to to take it out. My order arrived quickly and was well packaged!!
The bag is super cute and fun whilst managing to be practical as well. It is very well made and holds quite a lot of stuff and is very eye catching to. I love the fish design.
Absolutely love, love, love it! The service, delivery and quality of item is second to none! More will be ordered in the future as gifts and for me (when I get my kitchen finished!!! ) 😀😀
Wow who knew you could be in awe of a tea towel. The quality was first class obviously using the best materials available and all UK made. It was a great size larger than average which means greater cloth to dry. Dried with no smears or missed spots, and on all items. The design was bright, eye catching and washed well in fact was like new again.
I bought the robin apron and coasters as gifts, they arrived beautifully packaged and the recipients were really delighted! Thank Sarah for sourcing such lovely gift ideas.
My order was received on time. Excellent quality. They are exactly what I'd hoped for. They are a gift for a special person and I'm certain she'll be delighted too. Thank you to all the team.
