Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me

Meet the grumpiest (and most relatable) member of The Chaos Crew: the Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me. This gloriously disgruntled emu is still not ready for conversation—even after caffeine—and makes no effort to hide it. If your vibe is “I need coffee before people,” then the Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me was made for you.

Part of our bestselling Chaos Crew Collection, the Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me delivers a much-needed dose of sarcasm and a perfectly passive-aggressive energy to your morning brew.

Whether you're silently sipping through a work call or issuing a warning to housemates, this mug says it all—without you having to say a word.

☕ Product Highlights

• Emu Mug 11 oz – A high-quality ceramic mug with a smooth, glossy finish. The Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me is ideal for coffee, tea, or just glaring into the void.

• Designed for Chaos – Features our exclusive “Don’t Talk To Me After I’ve Had My Coffee Either” design. The Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me is perfect for misanthropic mornings and caffeine-fuelled sarcasm.

• Ethically Produced – Printed and packed in the UK by our partners who share our values: plastic-free packaging, zero forced labour, and sustainable printing. The Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me is as kind to the planet as it is harsh on morning chat.

• Made to Order – Every Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me is printed just for you, helping reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste.

• Care Instructions – Microwave and dishwasher safe, so you can reheat your drink for the third time without added emotional labour.

🔁 Please Note

All Chaos Crew mugs—including the Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me—are made to order to help reduce waste and support ethical production. This means we can’t accept returns unless your item arrives faulty. But we’re pretty sure your emu companion will be everything you need (and less)

Complete the Chaos Crew set with other gloriously unhinged mugs—from the highly caffeinated goose to the sheep who’s barely hanging on. The Funny Emu Mug - Don't Talk To Me is perfect for gifting to your favourite chaos gremlin, colleague, or anyone who growls at early starts.