Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubborn

Say hello to the most determined (and dramatically unbothered) member of The Chaos Crew: the Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubborn. Starring a gloriously chunky Clydesdale with zero rush and maximum resistance, this mug is made for anyone who takes life at their own pace—whether that’s a slow trot or an unapologetic standstill.

With a side-eye that could stop traffic and a will of iron, the Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubborn celebrates that “eventually” is a perfectly valid ETA.

Part of our bestselling Chaos Crew Collection, this mug brings a dose of humour (and possibly mild existential dread) to your daily brew.

☕ Product Highlights

• Horse Mug 11 oz – A sturdy, high-quality ceramic mug with a glossy finish. Ideal for tea, coffee, or sipping slowly while ignoring life’s demands.

• Big Mood Energy – Features our exclusive “Slow & Stubborn But Gets There Eventually” design, complete with a Clydesdale who has no intention of speeding up. The Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubborn is here for those mornings when motivation is... unavailable.

• Made to Order – Each Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubborn is printed just for you to help reduce waste and avoid overproduction.

• Ethically Produced in the UK – Our production partner is big on values: no animal testing, no forced labour, zero plastic packaging, and a commitment to planet-friendly printing.

• Care Instructions – Microwave and dishwasher safe, for those days when you need three cups of tea and zero extra effort.

🔁 Please Note

All Chaos Crew mugs—including the Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubborn—are made to order. We don’t accept returns unless your mug arrives faulty, but we think you’ll love your sassy Clydesdale just the way she is.

Feeling a bit chaotic? Explore the full Chaos Crew lineup—from overcaffeinated geese to completely spaced-out sheep. The Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubborn is perfect for gifting, collecting, or embracing the slow, stubborn chaos of daily life.