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Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubborn
Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubborn
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Say hello to the most determined (and dramatically unbothered) member of The Chaos Crew: the Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubborn. Starring a gloriously chunky Clydesdale with zero rush and maximum resistance, this mug is made for anyone who takes life at their own paceโwhether thatโs a slow trot or an unapologetic standstill.
With a side-eye that could stop traffic and a will of iron, the Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubbornย celebrates that โeventuallyโ is a perfectly valid ETA.
Part of our bestselling Chaos Crew Collection, this mug brings a dose of humour (and possibly mild existential dread) to your daily brew.
โย Product Highlights
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Horse Mug 11 oz โ A sturdy, high-quality ceramic mug with a glossy finish. Ideal for tea, coffee, or sipping slowly while ignoring lifeโs demands.
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Big Mood Energy โ Features our exclusive โSlow & Stubborn But Gets There Eventuallyโ design, complete with a Clydesdale who has no intention of speeding up. The Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubbornย is here for those mornings when motivation is... unavailable.
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Made to Order โ Each Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubborn is printed just for you to help reduce waste and avoid overproduction.
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Ethically Produced in the UK โ Our production partner is big on values: no animal testing, no forced labour, zero plastic packaging, and a commitment to planet-friendly printing.
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Care Instructions โ Microwave and dishwasher safe, for those days when you need three cups of tea and zero extra effort.
๐ย Please Note
All Chaos Crew mugsโincluding the Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubbornโare made to order. We donโt accept returns unless your mug arrives faulty, but we think youโll love your sassy Clydesdale just the way she is.
Feeling a bit chaotic? Explore the full Chaos Crew lineupโfrom overcaffeinated geese to completely spaced-out sheep. The Funny Horse Mug - Slow & Stubborn is perfect for gifting, collecting, or embracing the slow, stubborn chaos of daily life.
